BEDA #23: FSM vs. WBC

Posted on April 23, 2010


I am surprised that I didn’t hear about this before, because I’m pretty hip with the scene when it comes to both the Westboro Baptist Church (I have some disturbing fascination, I don’t know, I can’t explain it), and the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster. I’m not going to explain, just go here and see for yourself. Just stop reading right now. That story contains more Win than anything I will ever write on here. It kinda makes me wish that I went to school in a more ideologically diverse area, so be could be a part of something like that. The protests here are kinda pointless because everybody just agrees with whatever your message is. (“Legalize it!” Yes, we know, everybody wants to legalize it, who exactly are you trying to reach here?)

Until I saw this miraculous event, I hadn’t converted to Pastafarianism. Now, I don’t know how much longer I can ignore the beckoning of His Noodly Appendage. If people arrive Monday morning to find the school papered with FSM propaganda, it  wasn’t me. Just know that. You guys are my alibi.

Now people, I’m noticing a serious problem here. My views on this blog are disproportionate to the amount of comments I’m getting. If you’re reading this, you should write something down below. If you’re at a loss for what to say, I’m almost positive that I’ve made multiple punctuation errors in this post. Why don’t you straighten me out?

Unless its just you, Mom, visiting my page multiple times a day. Which is probably the case.

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